Monday, 16 March 2009

Thought for the Day.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British, the Chefs are Italian, the Mechanics are German, the Lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German, the Chefs are British, the Mechanics are French, the Lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.


Del said...

I have to admit that the Italians do have a flair for organising things, even when misguided. When I lived there I wanted my apartment redecorated, in white. Walls, ceilings, doors, the lot. A little old guy was reccomended and, after he told me that it would take a week, I took my then girlfriend off on a two week tour, explaining that one week was wildly optimistic, what with two hour coffee breaks and siesta time. When we returned and opened the door, there it was, PINK!! I hared off to find the guy, murder in mind. When I caught up with him he was quite upset by my outburst. partcularly, he said, because he had saved me a lot of money. It turned out that pink was on special offer and half the price of white. As the Italians would quaintly put it, a manifestation. Del

jim davis said...

A thought for the day. We are informed by the press that young Muslim radicals, if they sacrifice their life for Allah they will go straight to Heaven and there will be 27 virgins waiting for them. Well that would not encourage me to lay down my life for that. What if the Virgins were all men. No thank you. Anyway you do not have the best time with Virgins, Oh no! but you do with those that are not.