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Monday, 6 August 2012

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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly £1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

 

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.


The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"


"Yes I have," says the man.


"And has she helped you make a decision?"


"Yes" she has says the man.


"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

 

 

 

 

 

"We're getting granite worktops in the kitchen."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 comments:

Del said...

Ah, the ladies. What would we guys do without them? I have got a few ideas but, given that the lovely Charlotte is five inches taller than me and packs a lethal left uppercut, I'll keep them to myself.

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