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Sunday, 3 February 2013

FW: Testicles

A  little weekend humour to laugh away the winter blues..
 
 
 
Best wishes,
 
Freddie Reese
 
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

'Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:

'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...... 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ??'
 
 


1 comment:

Del said...

That nurse wasn't like the ones I had in King Charles' hospital, where I spent eleven months. Two gorgeous girls who were never backwards in coming forward. Anything for a laugh with those two. I almost regretted it when I was told I was being discharged.