Monday, 11 March 2013

FW: Mon funny for you


 Make sure you put the cat out…!!




Freddie Reese









You don’t have to own a cat to appreciate this one.

                        You don’t even have to like ‘em.!!


We were dressed and ready to go out to celebrate a friend’s birthday. 

We turned on a night light, switched the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet

and put the cat in the back yard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. 

The car arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out of the door, the cat scoots back into the house. 

We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.


My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. 

The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.  Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want

the cab driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.

So, she explains to the driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye

to my mother.”



A few minutes later, I get into the cab.  “Sorry I took so long,” I said as we drove away.

“That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.  I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to

make her come out!  

She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.  Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to

keep her from scratching me. 

But it worked!  I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her out into the back yard! 

She’d better not shit in the vegetable garden again!”



The silence in the cab was deafening!!



Hope you get a little giggle from this one.



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john said...

Very good.

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